SPECIES: Salt water crocodile- (Crocodylus porosus - that's me) - Reptile
SIZE & WEIGHT: I'm a little bit smaller than an average croc (5 metres) must be because of all the aerobics I do.
ABOUT ME: I'll be the first to admit I'm a little bit sensitive and emotional; however, this makes me a perfect choice to be a children's councilor. I just don't understand why all the kids seem so scared to visit me.
FAVOURITE FOOD: My wild cousin crocodiles who live outside Woop-Woop eat meat - but I have chosen to become Australia's first crocodile flower-tarian. Yes, all I eat is flowers: orchids, kangaroo paws, roses, wattles and my favourite banksias. Not only does it keep my teeth white but my breath has a beautiful fragrant aroma.
WHERE I LIVE: I live in a tidy little rock hut near the billabong. It's very peaceful and comfortable .
BEST MATE: My best mate would have to be Roomantic because she's always caring, nice and makes me feel better when I'm sad. She also lets me help her with the gardening. I love planting all the beautiful flowers (I'm sure I would be her boyfriend if Punchy wasn't around).
OCCUPATION: I'm the school councilor. I've must be doing a very good job because none comes up to me with their problems.
INTERESTS: I love cleaning and cooking. I'm a very good cook. I always ask children if they want to stay for dinner but for some reason they scream and run away - they must have forgotten something they had to do.
DISLIKES: insensitive animals.
FAVOURITE AUSSIE WORDS: Fair crack of a whip (means please be reasonable)
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